Get off my lawn

cryptidfuckery:

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

haveitjoeway:

I’m fucking crying

(via hotvampireadjacent)

cuntverstappen:

this is hands down the funniest review like. ever

definitelynotacorvid:

bigmeatpete69420:

2649901:

Fun fact: everyone has free little pieces of jerky just to either side of your fingernails

(via frogblast-the-ventcore)

kushblazer666:

lgb-without-t-deactivated202509:

bigandretired-deactivated202501:

beardedmrbean:

wumblr:

vee-dmsr:

theehorsepusssy:

thememedaddy:

baronofshadows1684:

beemovieerotica:

(via generally-proven)

andreweatspussy111:

not to be horny but I want my insides spread across the concrete road and stuck inside the grill of a truck